Thursday, December 30, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Jassem is now Johnny
Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio.
"What is your name?" – asked the teacher.
"Jassem". . .. – answered the kid.
"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher.
In the evening, Jassem returned home. "How was your day, Jassem?" – asked his mother.
"My name is not Jassem. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage? Shame on you!" – and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Jassem returned to school..
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
Well ma'am, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs at home."
"What is your name?" – asked the teacher.
"Jassem". . .. – answered the kid.
"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher.
In the evening, Jassem returned home. "How was your day, Jassem?" – asked his mother.
"My name is not Jassem. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage? Shame on you!" – and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Jassem returned to school..
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
Well ma'am, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs at home."
Monday, November 29, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Divorce Letters
Dear Wife
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you, had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.
Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you, had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.
Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.
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Sunday, August 15, 2010
Mom On Pool Edge
Mom Cracks Back on Pool Edge
Perfect ten from three judges,
but the Russian judge only gave her a nine.
Perfect ten from three judges,
but the Russian judge only gave her a nine.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
The Sins
A very good and pious Jew, Samuel Goldberg, man dies and immediately goes to heaven. The angel at the gate greets him and tells him that he can't admit him to heaven.
When Mr. Goldberg asks why, the angel replies, "Well, this is a little embarrassing. You see, as I look at your record, for all intents and purposes, you have no sins. All I can see looking at page after page is mitzvah after mitzvah. You have been an exceptional person your whole life, you married a decent woman, your children turned out to be respected members of the community, you've always paid your debts on time... Nothing but mitzvahs. [Mitzvah: Good deed]
Now, other than God, only the angels have no sins. I obviously can't send you to hell, but I can't admit you to heaven because you're a human being and human beings commit sins."
The angel thought for a moment and then said, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to send you back to Earth for 24 hours. During that time all you have to do is commit one sin. It doesn't have to anything drastic, just something that will go on your record as a sin."
The next thing he knows, Mr. Goldberg is standing on the street in front of his home. Approaching him on the street, he notices Mrs. Ludinsky, a 79 year old widow carrying two large bags of groceries with great difficulty. True to his nature, Mr. Goldberg offers to help her carry the groceries home. Then, remembering that he must commit a sin in order to be admitted to heaven, he grabs Mrs. Ludinsky, the groceries go flying in every direction, and drags her up the stairs to his bedroom. Once inside he proceeds to commit every kind of sexual debauchery he can think of.
Several hours later, exhausted, he begins to put his clothes back on.
Sitting up in bed, Mrs. Ludinsky says, "Oy, Mr. Goldberg, you have no idea what a mitzvah you've just done!"
When Mr. Goldberg asks why, the angel replies, "Well, this is a little embarrassing. You see, as I look at your record, for all intents and purposes, you have no sins. All I can see looking at page after page is mitzvah after mitzvah. You have been an exceptional person your whole life, you married a decent woman, your children turned out to be respected members of the community, you've always paid your debts on time... Nothing but mitzvahs. [Mitzvah: Good deed]
Now, other than God, only the angels have no sins. I obviously can't send you to hell, but I can't admit you to heaven because you're a human being and human beings commit sins."
The angel thought for a moment and then said, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to send you back to Earth for 24 hours. During that time all you have to do is commit one sin. It doesn't have to anything drastic, just something that will go on your record as a sin."
The next thing he knows, Mr. Goldberg is standing on the street in front of his home. Approaching him on the street, he notices Mrs. Ludinsky, a 79 year old widow carrying two large bags of groceries with great difficulty. True to his nature, Mr. Goldberg offers to help her carry the groceries home. Then, remembering that he must commit a sin in order to be admitted to heaven, he grabs Mrs. Ludinsky, the groceries go flying in every direction, and drags her up the stairs to his bedroom. Once inside he proceeds to commit every kind of sexual debauchery he can think of.
Several hours later, exhausted, he begins to put his clothes back on.
Sitting up in bed, Mrs. Ludinsky says, "Oy, Mr. Goldberg, you have no idea what a mitzvah you've just done!"
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Tomato Potato
Oye Sardarji tusi great ho..
Each Friday night after work, Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Sardar ji attended Mass... And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic."
Sardar ji's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Sardar ji's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Sardar ji, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato..
Each Friday night after work, Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Sardar ji attended Mass... And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic."
Sardar ji's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Sardar ji's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Sardar ji, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato..
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Try everything twice. On Madam's tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice...loved it both times!"
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches.)
3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him/her.
6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them at every opportunity.
11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second chance.
12. Lost time can never be found.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
BudLight Asteroid
As a giant asteroid hurls toward Earth,
a group of astronomers must decide how to
spend the precious little time they have left.
a group of astronomers must decide how to
spend the precious little time they have left.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Tie The Hangman's Noose
Learn how to tie the hangman's noose,
it has more purposes than you may think,
it is great to bundle items together,
especial when you need to loosen and re tighten
the rope without having to retie the whole thing.
it has more purposes than you may think,
it is great to bundle items together,
especial when you need to loosen and re tighten
the rope without having to retie the whole thing.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Before And After Marriage
Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage...
Simply read from bottom to top.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage...
Simply read from bottom to top.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Batteries
How to Recharge Batteries?
The right kind of batteries is never around when you need them.
I'm Mark Erickson, and this is Infinite Solutions: Home Edition.
In this episode, I'll show you how to recharge dead batteries
using other types of batteries that still carry a charge.
IMPEDANCE RATIO CORRECTION: 2AA = 3 9V.
The right kind of batteries is never around when you need them.
I'm Mark Erickson, and this is Infinite Solutions: Home Edition.
In this episode, I'll show you how to recharge dead batteries
using other types of batteries that still carry a charge.
IMPEDANCE RATIO CORRECTION: 2AA = 3 9V.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Woman Stuck
A woman getting stuck on a fair ride maze. VERY FUNNY!!
LOTS OF VIEWS.... You've been framed funny video comedy.
LOTS OF VIEWS.... You've been framed funny video comedy.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Pant-less On An Escalator
A guys pants keep falling down whilst he is carrying water melon.
The females are shocked.
The females are shocked.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Pinewood Derby
World's Longest Pinewood Derby
Check out the track that covered 206 feet, 5 inches at the U.S. Cellular Arena.
Check out the track that covered 206 feet, 5 inches at the U.S. Cellular Arena.
Monday, April 26, 2010
CNC Cutting a Face
Cutting a face using 15-year-old Miltonic’s CNC Milling machine.
Was a great machine? The programming for the face was done with Master cam V9
Was a great machine? The programming for the face was done with Master cam V9
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Parking Space
Take MY Parking Space Will You?
Two tiny cars compete for the same parking spot,
the cheeky white car (with the massive spoiler)
tries to slide on in.....but they forget one thing,
How to exit the car?
Two tiny cars compete for the same parking spot,
the cheeky white car (with the massive spoiler)
tries to slide on in.....but they forget one thing,
How to exit the car?
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Boys
Boys Are The Best Actors In The World
For Some Reason Boys Are The Best Actors In The World.
Watch This Un-Stoppable Laughing Video
For Some Reason Boys Are The Best Actors In The World.
Watch This Un-Stoppable Laughing Video
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Means of Floatation
Entertaining.human moments involving boats and other means of ... floatation.
Superb video!!!
Superb video!!!
Monday, April 19, 2010
MICROPHONE
Its a Microphone, Not Pepper Doh!
What was this old lady thinking about,
her husband hands her a microphone to talk,
and she just starts trying to take some pepper out of it.
What was this old lady thinking about,
her husband hands her a microphone to talk,
and she just starts trying to take some pepper out of it.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Policemen Little Help
This is a fun video, which shows policemen helping and having fun with unsuspecting people.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
I Don't Like You Mommy
Kids say the funniest things.
Watch as this 3 year old tells him mom what he thinks of her.
Watch as this 3 year old tells him mom what he thinks of her.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Spend like a child
Give like a youth, Save like an elderly
There are three things we can do with our income – spend, give away and save. CurrentlyI am reading one of the scriptures where our ancestors have very nicely explained how to use our.
In the scripture, these three have been linked to our life stages of childhood, youth and old age.
* A child is unknowingly selfish. If he is given a banana, he will eat it without even offering it to his mother on whose lap he is sitting. He will alone derive complete pleasure from it without sharing. We should spend our income like that. We should spend our income on ourselves and our near and dear ones. When we are spending we should be selfish and ensure we get complete pleasure from it.
* Youth is a symbol of carefree attitude. Youth is also daring and raring to go. When time comes to helping needy ones and offering support to the society, be carefree. Do not think about what will happen to you and your near ones if you spend your income caring for others. Be the first one to pledge support and do it enthusiastically. Trust in God, if you support others in need, God will ensure others will support you in your times of need. And if God does not support you, then no other support will be worthwhile.
* Lastly, when it comes to saving your income, behave like elderly. Old age symbolizes carefulness, maturity, patience, and wisdom. When it comes to saving our income, all the above characteristics are needed. We have to be careful while we select our investments and act in a matured manner. We should not get swayed away in ponzi schemes. After having invested we should carefully preserve all the records. Further we should restrain patience and allow our investments to grow.
* Spending, giving away and saving are three activities that can be pursued with our income. To derive maximum benefit from our income one must pursue all three. It is like a tripod. If a tripod has to balance then it needs all three legs, it cannot choose one over the other. Similarly to derive maximum benefit from our income we must balance on all three.
* We must spend our income on ourselves and our near and dear ones for meeting our necessities and pleasures. Next, it is our responsibility to support our society. Wealth only stays with those who support poor people, artisans, teachers, elders, orphans etc. Think of all those families and even business houses that have remained wealthy for several decades. These are families and business houses, which have always supported society. Lastly save. Save for our future responsibilities and uncertainness. Saving is one way of preparing ourselves for the future.
There are three things we can do with our income – spend, give away and save. CurrentlyI am reading one of the scriptures where our ancestors have very nicely explained how to use our.
In the scripture, these three have been linked to our life stages of childhood, youth and old age.
* A child is unknowingly selfish. If he is given a banana, he will eat it without even offering it to his mother on whose lap he is sitting. He will alone derive complete pleasure from it without sharing. We should spend our income like that. We should spend our income on ourselves and our near and dear ones. When we are spending we should be selfish and ensure we get complete pleasure from it.
* Youth is a symbol of carefree attitude. Youth is also daring and raring to go. When time comes to helping needy ones and offering support to the society, be carefree. Do not think about what will happen to you and your near ones if you spend your income caring for others. Be the first one to pledge support and do it enthusiastically. Trust in God, if you support others in need, God will ensure others will support you in your times of need. And if God does not support you, then no other support will be worthwhile.
* Lastly, when it comes to saving your income, behave like elderly. Old age symbolizes carefulness, maturity, patience, and wisdom. When it comes to saving our income, all the above characteristics are needed. We have to be careful while we select our investments and act in a matured manner. We should not get swayed away in ponzi schemes. After having invested we should carefully preserve all the records. Further we should restrain patience and allow our investments to grow.
* Spending, giving away and saving are three activities that can be pursued with our income. To derive maximum benefit from our income one must pursue all three. It is like a tripod. If a tripod has to balance then it needs all three legs, it cannot choose one over the other. Similarly to derive maximum benefit from our income we must balance on all three.
* We must spend our income on ourselves and our near and dear ones for meeting our necessities and pleasures. Next, it is our responsibility to support our society. Wealth only stays with those who support poor people, artisans, teachers, elders, orphans etc. Think of all those families and even business houses that have remained wealthy for several decades. These are families and business houses, which have always supported society. Lastly save. Save for our future responsibilities and uncertainness. Saving is one way of preparing ourselves for the future.
911 Coincidences
Part-I
Three Burning Buildings - One Result
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How much more evidence do we need before the government and mainstream media finally talks about this issue? By ignoring this issue, the government and media are just insulting our intelligence. 9/11 witnesses - who include fire crew, police officers and media reporters - heard and saw explosions going off inside the towers, long before they actually fell. Many witnesses reported powerful explosions in the basements of the buildings long before they collapsed. Plus, controlled demolition experts agree that the collapses of the three buildings bear all of the hallmarks of a controlled demolition. For example, we see demolition "squibs" shooting out of the windows of the buildings before they started to collapse. All three buildings collapsed at near freefall speed. Building 7, which wasn't hit by a plane and contained only small-scattered fires, came down symmetrically in just 6-seconds. And 6-weeks after 9/11, liquefied steel was found under the rubble of all three buildings and the temperature was still in excess of 1500F. Jet-fuel simply cannot burn hot enough to reach that sort of temperature. And many of the steel beams found in the rubble of the three buildings were cut diagonally - in exactly the same way as shaped-charges slice through steel diagonally to bring a building straight down. Sulfur residue was also found on the steel beams. Sulfur used with thermite is called thermate -- which produces even faster results than thermite, reaching temperatures of over 4,000F. We also see red-hot molten steel dripping from the windows of the towers prior to their collapse. We really need to wake up to the facts and ask questions. If we don't, what does that say about us? If you haven't yet heard about this subject, please go to Google and find out about the melting point of steel, and about the maximum temperature that jet-fuel can reach, and about the use of thermate shaped-charges in controlled demolitions. Once you know these facts, you'll realize that those three buildings simply could NOT have collapsed in the way they did UNLESS they were brought down in a controlled demolition.
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Three Burning Buildings - One Result
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How much more evidence do we need before the government and mainstream media finally talks about this issue? By ignoring this issue, the government and media are just insulting our intelligence. 9/11 witnesses - who include fire crew, police officers and media reporters - heard and saw explosions going off inside the towers, long before they actually fell. Many witnesses reported powerful explosions in the basements of the buildings long before they collapsed. Plus, controlled demolition experts agree that the collapses of the three buildings bear all of the hallmarks of a controlled demolition. For example, we see demolition "squibs" shooting out of the windows of the buildings before they started to collapse. All three buildings collapsed at near freefall speed. Building 7, which wasn't hit by a plane and contained only small-scattered fires, came down symmetrically in just 6-seconds. And 6-weeks after 9/11, liquefied steel was found under the rubble of all three buildings and the temperature was still in excess of 1500F. Jet-fuel simply cannot burn hot enough to reach that sort of temperature. And many of the steel beams found in the rubble of the three buildings were cut diagonally - in exactly the same way as shaped-charges slice through steel diagonally to bring a building straight down. Sulfur residue was also found on the steel beams. Sulfur used with thermite is called thermate -- which produces even faster results than thermite, reaching temperatures of over 4,000F. We also see red-hot molten steel dripping from the windows of the towers prior to their collapse. We really need to wake up to the facts and ask questions. If we don't, what does that say about us? If you haven't yet heard about this subject, please go to Google and find out about the melting point of steel, and about the maximum temperature that jet-fuel can reach, and about the use of thermate shaped-charges in controlled demolitions. Once you know these facts, you'll realize that those three buildings simply could NOT have collapsed in the way they did UNLESS they were brought down in a controlled demolition.
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Boat Crash
Boat Crash Flips Captain Onto Beach
An eager boat captain comes into a beach landing a little too hot,
tearing up his boat and tossing him headlong into the sand
An eager boat captain comes into a beach landing a little too hot,
tearing up his boat and tossing him headlong into the sand
Monday, April 12, 2010
Evolution
No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted.
Take part in the Dove Real Beauty Workshop for Girls.
Take part in the Dove Real Beauty Workshop for Girls.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Mobile Phone
Your Mobile Phone Is Really Something Else!
So You Think A Mobile Phone Is Only A Mobile Phone.?
Think Again Its Not Of This World.!
Its Actually An Alien In Disguise - FACT..!!
---- + WARNING + Please Do Not Try This At Home ----
So You Think A Mobile Phone Is Only A Mobile Phone.?
Think Again Its Not Of This World.!
Its Actually An Alien In Disguise - FACT..!!
---- + WARNING + Please Do Not Try This At Home ----
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Modern Heights
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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Flu Prevention Activity
Influenza activity remained high in the world in Flu View.
Flu activity is widespread in overall world.
Visits to doctors for influenza-like-illness are still very high.
Flu-related hospitalizations and deaths continue to increase and
are very high what is expected for this time of year.
Flu activity is widespread in overall world.
Visits to doctors for influenza-like-illness are still very high.
Flu-related hospitalizations and deaths continue to increase and
are very high what is expected for this time of year.
Packaging of Envirotherm
Packaging of Envirotherm Insulation Wool Bat-ts.
How the Envirotherm Insulation Wool Bat-ts are compressed into
their packaging at the factory in China. This is 16 bat-ts
of 165mm thickness squeezed into a small space using a 2-step
process. For further information about high quality Envirotherm
Bat-ts and another video of how they spring back to their original size.
How the Envirotherm Insulation Wool Bat-ts are compressed into
their packaging at the factory in China. This is 16 bat-ts
of 165mm thickness squeezed into a small space using a 2-step
process. For further information about high quality Envirotherm
Bat-ts and another video of how they spring back to their original size.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Funniest Newspaper Adz
Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)
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2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)
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3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
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4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)
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5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)
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6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
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7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)
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8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)
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9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work)
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(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)
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2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)
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3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
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4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)
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5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)
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6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
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7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)
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8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)
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9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work)
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Sunday, April 4, 2010
Guy Gets Mugged
Guy Gets Mugged And Pees In His Pant
If it lasted one minute longer
I think he might have shit in his pants too out of fear
If it lasted one minute longer
I think he might have shit in his pants too out of fear
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
PEE STANDING UP!
Women, Now You Can PEE STANDING UP!
The P-Mate is a portable urinating device that allows women to urinate standing up whenever they need to, without losing their dignity and more effectively angle urine samples into testing cups. Easy and hygienic, the device is made from recycled flat-packed cardboard and permits women to direct the urine stream comfortably instead of blindly over a toilet.
The P-Mate is a portable urinating device that allows women to urinate standing up whenever they need to, without losing their dignity and more effectively angle urine samples into testing cups. Easy and hygienic, the device is made from recycled flat-packed cardboard and permits women to direct the urine stream comfortably instead of blindly over a toilet.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
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Monday, March 29, 2010
100 Ways to Love your Partner
1. Hug them.
2. Write a love note.
3. Call them at work just to say Hi
4. Give them a foot massage.
5. Tell them a joke.
6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes.
7. Go for a walk with them.
8. Send them a happy gram.
9. Admit your mistakes.
10. Say:I love you.
11. Indulge a whim.
12. Listen to them talk about an interest of theirs.
13. Be trustworthy.
14. Instead of complaining, tell them what you would prefer.
15. Look at them when you're in a discussion.
16. Send flowers.
17. Compliment something they did.
18. Offer to help.
19. Ask them to show you how to do something.
20. Call when you are going to be late.
21. Take them out to dinner.
22. Write them a poem about how special they are.
23. Cut out a cartoon they will enjoy.
24. Ask them what they like sexually.
25. Go shopping together.
26. Take an afternoon drive.
27. Cuddle.
28. Put your arm around them in front of others.
29. Take them out on a surprise date.
30. Do something they want to do.
31. Listen.
32. Plan a candle light dinner.
33. Look at old photos together.
34. Serve them breakfast in bed.
35. Hold hands.
36. Share sexual fantasies.
37. Do a work project together.
38. Rub their back.
39. Take a shower together.
40. Carry their photo in your wallet.
41. Go away together for a weekend holiday.
42. Kiss them.
43. Smile more when you look at them.
44. Go for a bicycle ride together.
45. Surprise them with a special attire.
46. Plan a picnic lunch.
47. Read something together about how to have a better relationship. . .
48. Repeat what they say before answering.
49. Say Good morning first.
50. Ask if they have a few minutes first before interrupting.
51. Send them a card.
52. Surprise them with a gift when its a non-holiday.
53. Cook them a favorite meal.
54. Try a new restaurant.
55. Ask them how they feel.
56. Let them know when you are proud of them.
57. Ask for their opinion.
58. Turn on some romantic music.
59. Dedicate a song to them.
60. Send them a balloon bouquet.
61. Watch a sunset together.
62. Play a game together.
63. Have them teach you something they know.
64. Tell them they have the night off.
65. Go to a movie they select.
66. Ask them for a hug.
67. Wear some new cologne.
68. Take them to Bali.
69. Discuss future plans with them.
70. Ask if you can help when they look sad.
71. Ask them about their dreams.
72. Meet them for lunch.
73. Enlarge a scenic photo of a place you have shared.
74. Give them a gift certificate for their favorite store.
75. Tell them what you like about them.
76. Buy them a new perfume.
77. Take them to a scenic spot.
78. Send them a gourmet gift basket.
79. Send them a joke card.
80. Let them know when you have thought of them during the day.
81. Buy them a toy.
82. Compliment them to their friends.
83. Bring them a thirst quenching drink.
84. Tell them when they look attractive.
85. Send them a post card.
86. Invite them to a secret rendezvous.
87. Give them a massage.
88. Take a lesson with them.
89. Look at photos together of when you met.
90. Plan a vacation with them.
91. Listen openly to their opposing opinion.
92. Buy them a new piece of jewelry.
93. Watch a TV show they like with them
94. Write them a letter.
95. Listen to music with them, such as an old favorite.
96. Whisper sweet nothings in their ear.
97. Tell them what you like that they do.
98. Give a head massage.
99. Invite them to a concert.
100. Let them know you care
2. Write a love note.
3. Call them at work just to say Hi
4. Give them a foot massage.
5. Tell them a joke.
6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes.
7. Go for a walk with them.
8. Send them a happy gram.
9. Admit your mistakes.
10. Say:I love you.
11. Indulge a whim.
12. Listen to them talk about an interest of theirs.
13. Be trustworthy.
14. Instead of complaining, tell them what you would prefer.
15. Look at them when you're in a discussion.
16. Send flowers.
17. Compliment something they did.
18. Offer to help.
19. Ask them to show you how to do something.
20. Call when you are going to be late.
21. Take them out to dinner.
22. Write them a poem about how special they are.
23. Cut out a cartoon they will enjoy.
24. Ask them what they like sexually.
25. Go shopping together.
26. Take an afternoon drive.
27. Cuddle.
28. Put your arm around them in front of others.
29. Take them out on a surprise date.
30. Do something they want to do.
31. Listen.
32. Plan a candle light dinner.
33. Look at old photos together.
34. Serve them breakfast in bed.
35. Hold hands.
36. Share sexual fantasies.
37. Do a work project together.
38. Rub their back.
39. Take a shower together.
40. Carry their photo in your wallet.
41. Go away together for a weekend holiday.
42. Kiss them.
43. Smile more when you look at them.
44. Go for a bicycle ride together.
45. Surprise them with a special attire.
46. Plan a picnic lunch.
47. Read something together about how to have a better relationship. . .
48. Repeat what they say before answering.
49. Say Good morning first.
50. Ask if they have a few minutes first before interrupting.
51. Send them a card.
52. Surprise them with a gift when its a non-holiday.
53. Cook them a favorite meal.
54. Try a new restaurant.
55. Ask them how they feel.
56. Let them know when you are proud of them.
57. Ask for their opinion.
58. Turn on some romantic music.
59. Dedicate a song to them.
60. Send them a balloon bouquet.
61. Watch a sunset together.
62. Play a game together.
63. Have them teach you something they know.
64. Tell them they have the night off.
65. Go to a movie they select.
66. Ask them for a hug.
67. Wear some new cologne.
68. Take them to Bali.
69. Discuss future plans with them.
70. Ask if you can help when they look sad.
71. Ask them about their dreams.
72. Meet them for lunch.
73. Enlarge a scenic photo of a place you have shared.
74. Give them a gift certificate for their favorite store.
75. Tell them what you like about them.
76. Buy them a new perfume.
77. Take them to a scenic spot.
78. Send them a gourmet gift basket.
79. Send them a joke card.
80. Let them know when you have thought of them during the day.
81. Buy them a toy.
82. Compliment them to their friends.
83. Bring them a thirst quenching drink.
84. Tell them when they look attractive.
85. Send them a post card.
86. Invite them to a secret rendezvous.
87. Give them a massage.
88. Take a lesson with them.
89. Look at photos together of when you met.
90. Plan a vacation with them.
91. Listen openly to their opposing opinion.
92. Buy them a new piece of jewelry.
93. Watch a TV show they like with them
94. Write them a letter.
95. Listen to music with them, such as an old favorite.
96. Whisper sweet nothings in their ear.
97. Tell them what you like that they do.
98. Give a head massage.
99. Invite them to a concert.
100. Let them know you care
Hidden Camera Prank
When hidden camera pranks go bad!
I'm surprised this sort of thing doesn't happen more often
I'm surprised this sort of thing doesn't happen more often
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Corporate Quotes
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. In Redmond WA )
"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)
"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
(Advertising/ Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
(Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/ 3M Corp.)
Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
(Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday.
When I told my boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year.
He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday.
He said, "That would be better for me."
(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)
"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
(Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. In Redmond WA )
"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)
"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
(Advertising/ Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
(Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/ 3M Corp.)
Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
(Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday.
When I told my boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year.
He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday.
He said, "That would be better for me."
(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)
"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
(Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Woman Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Forward to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40 or who have female friends over 40!
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Forward to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40 or who have female friends over 40!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Chinese Real Kung Fu
Kung fu is fantastic and one of the typical demonstrations of traditional Chinese culture. Most people begin to concern the Chinese Kung-fu and study its soul and culture. SO today I upload a performance video of WuDang Quan . I hope you can deeply understand it and bring you more happiness at the same time.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
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Illusion Secret Revealed
A recent Criss Angel illusion Trick from TricksPRO.com is analyzed and explained. I show you how he did this amazing trick.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
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How to Cut
How to Cut a 2 Mm Hemp Cord with Your Bare Hands?
This video shows you a little known rope handling trick, which can save you the time, looking for a knife or a pair of scissors. As the weight of the wheel shows, quite strong cord can be dealt with bare hands.
This video shows you a little known rope handling trick, which can save you the time, looking for a knife or a pair of scissors. As the weight of the wheel shows, quite strong cord can be dealt with bare hands.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Las Vegas Magician
Shimshi has been entertaining Las Vegas with his magic show for the past 7 years. He is a well known Las Vegas magician and appeared on NBC’s hit show America’s Got Talent.
Monday, March 1, 2010
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Very Cool Guitar
Very Cool Electric Synthetic Guitar
No strings, no pick ups, no frets...no problem! This cool device makes some cool, unique sounds.
No strings, no pick ups, no frets...no problem! This cool device makes some cool, unique sounds.
Friday, February 19, 2010
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Chinese Boy Dance
So You Think YOU Can Dance 3 Year Old Chinese Boy Does Impressive Choreographed Hip Hop Moves Lil Man Can Get Down.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Excuse Me
My Watch Stopped
Please, help the girl to fix the watch,
if you are perfectly comfortable with this!
Please, help the girl to fix the watch,
if you are perfectly comfortable with this!
Sunday, February 7, 2010
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Saturday, January 30, 2010
A Drinking in Slow Motion
So the question is, how does a dog really drink.
Another great use of high speed cameras.
Another great use of high speed cameras.
Friday, January 29, 2010
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Bottle Tops
How to Turn Your Can Drink into a Bottle?
Bottle Tops them all! See how to turn your favorite can drinks and beverages into a bottle. This is the most practical as product I have ever used. Saves money, stops spills and more!
Bottle Tops them all! See how to turn your favorite can drinks and beverages into a bottle. This is the most practical as product I have ever used. Saves money, stops spills and more!
This Kid Will be Very Unpopular
A kid who was a Liverpool fan threw in a balloon causing the goalie to trip and gave the other team a lead... Liverpool lost.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Tooth Endodontic Therapy
What is root canal treatment?
Root canal treatment, also known as endodontic therapy, is probably the most maligned of all dental procedures, but the reputation of pain typically associated with "having a root canal" is really not deserved. For the majority of people who will undergo root canal treatment the process itself will be no more involved than having a filling placed.
As you read on our pages will explain for you the overall goals of root canal treatment, the treatment's individual steps, and also what other dental work might be necessary for a tooth, which has had its root canal treatment, completed. Our pages also discuss the costs associated with root canal treatment, what role endodontists play in providing this type of therapy, and why root canal treatment can fail.
Root canal therapy refers to the process by which a dentist treats the inner aspects of a tooth, specifically that area inside a tooth that is occupied by its "pulp tissue." Most people would probably refer to a tooth's pulp tissue as its "nerve." While a tooth's pulp tissue does contain nerve fibers it is also composed of arteries, veins, lymph vessels, and connective tissue.
The pulp chamber
This is a hollow space that lies more or less in the center of the tooth.
The root canals
Each tooth's nerve enters the tooth, in general, at the very tip of its root(s). From this entry point the nerve then runs through the center of the root in small "root canals" which subsequently join up with the tooth's pulp chamber.
Teeth are hard calcified objects but their inner aspects are not completely solid. Inside every tooth there lies a hollow space which, when a tooth is healthy, contains the tooth's nerve tissue. Dentists use the following terms to refer to various portions of this nerve area
Initially a tooth's nerve tissue plays an important role in the formation and development of the tooth. Then, once the tooth has formed, the function of this tissue becomes one of helping to preserve the tooth's health and vitality. The nerve tissue keeps the organic components of the tooth's mineralized tissues (dentin and enamel) supplied with nutrients and moisture. The nerve tissue also produces new tooth structure (reparative dentin) as is needed so to help to wall off and protect the nerve from insult or injury (such as advancing tooth decay).
A tooth's nerve tissue does provide a sensory function but this role is probably different from what you expect. Under normal circumstances the nerves inside our teeth provide us with very little information. Yes, when activated by extremes in pressure, temperature, or severe insult (such as a cracked tooth or advancing tooth decay) teeth do respond with a painful sensation. But under normal circumstances the nerves inside our teeth remain relatively "quiet."
At this point you might be thinking that if you push on your tooth with a finger or close your teeth together you will feel a pressure sensation. Because of this you might assume that that sensation must come from the nerve inside the tooth. Well, in reality, that sensation comes from the nerves found in the ligament that binds the tooth to the jawbone, not from inside the tooth itself. This implies then, from a standpoint of the normal functions we perform with our teeth, that the presence of a live nerve inside a tooth is somewhat academic. If a tooth's nerve tissue is present and healthy wonderful but if a tooth has had its nerve tissue removed as a part of root canal treatment then that's fine too. You will never miss it.
Root canal treatment, also known as endodontic therapy, is probably the most maligned of all dental procedures, but the reputation of pain typically associated with "having a root canal" is really not deserved. For the majority of people who will undergo root canal treatment the process itself will be no more involved than having a filling placed.
As you read on our pages will explain for you the overall goals of root canal treatment, the treatment's individual steps, and also what other dental work might be necessary for a tooth, which has had its root canal treatment, completed. Our pages also discuss the costs associated with root canal treatment, what role endodontists play in providing this type of therapy, and why root canal treatment can fail.
Root canal therapy refers to the process by which a dentist treats the inner aspects of a tooth, specifically that area inside a tooth that is occupied by its "pulp tissue." Most people would probably refer to a tooth's pulp tissue as its "nerve." While a tooth's pulp tissue does contain nerve fibers it is also composed of arteries, veins, lymph vessels, and connective tissue.
The pulp chamber
This is a hollow space that lies more or less in the center of the tooth.
The root canals
Each tooth's nerve enters the tooth, in general, at the very tip of its root(s). From this entry point the nerve then runs through the center of the root in small "root canals" which subsequently join up with the tooth's pulp chamber.
Teeth are hard calcified objects but their inner aspects are not completely solid. Inside every tooth there lies a hollow space which, when a tooth is healthy, contains the tooth's nerve tissue. Dentists use the following terms to refer to various portions of this nerve area
Initially a tooth's nerve tissue plays an important role in the formation and development of the tooth. Then, once the tooth has formed, the function of this tissue becomes one of helping to preserve the tooth's health and vitality. The nerve tissue keeps the organic components of the tooth's mineralized tissues (dentin and enamel) supplied with nutrients and moisture. The nerve tissue also produces new tooth structure (reparative dentin) as is needed so to help to wall off and protect the nerve from insult or injury (such as advancing tooth decay).
A tooth's nerve tissue does provide a sensory function but this role is probably different from what you expect. Under normal circumstances the nerves inside our teeth provide us with very little information. Yes, when activated by extremes in pressure, temperature, or severe insult (such as a cracked tooth or advancing tooth decay) teeth do respond with a painful sensation. But under normal circumstances the nerves inside our teeth remain relatively "quiet."
At this point you might be thinking that if you push on your tooth with a finger or close your teeth together you will feel a pressure sensation. Because of this you might assume that that sensation must come from the nerve inside the tooth. Well, in reality, that sensation comes from the nerves found in the ligament that binds the tooth to the jawbone, not from inside the tooth itself. This implies then, from a standpoint of the normal functions we perform with our teeth, that the presence of a live nerve inside a tooth is somewhat academic. If a tooth's nerve tissue is present and healthy wonderful but if a tooth has had its nerve tissue removed as a part of root canal treatment then that's fine too. You will never miss it.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
Bathroom Surprise
Once you'll see this reel, you'll never risk to visit a public lavatory, even is extras!
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